Tuesday, October 13, 2009

The Lesbian City of My Dreams


I've just been reading about a mythical lesbian city in northern Sweden. 25,000 blonde lesbians roam the deep woods in thick waist belts full of woodworking equipment. Just the thought of these gorgeous lesbian lumberjacks have stirred men in China to jack their wood. And crash internet servers in search of these gorgeous Amazons of the North.

I almost bought a ticket to Sweden myself, when I heard of this city called Chako Paul. But google maps shows no reference to it. It could be that the lesbians have been deft enough to keep their secret society to themselves. Perhaps they've even conned Claes Bertilsen of the Swedish Association of Local Authorities and Regions who said, "At 25,000 residents, the town would be one of the largest in northern Sweden, and I find it hard to believe that you could keep something like that a secret for more than 150 years."

So, he doesn't say it DOESN'T exist. Perhaps he is in on the ruse. Have they paid him off? Perhaps I will book that flight after all...
Who wants to join me?


© Photo by Kati Garner

2 comments:

e said...

I'm not into blondes, per se, but an amazon city (with awesome cradle to grave benefits) would be some kind of heaven on earth.

I'm in!

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