My Man Crush

Okay, so Dipstick and I were in San Francisco recently for Pride and we got to meet mayor Gavin Newsom. I have to say that I was a little smitten when I shook his hand. I blushed. I'm about as lesbian as they come, but damn, he is one handsome dude. It was the first time I'd ever wished I was a gay man--not that it would've mattered, he's about as straight as they come. He's the King Metrosexual. My crush was so unexpected, only to turn around and see Dipstick also blushing. The butch was beside herself, too! Look how rosy red she is. You can't see it in the picture, but Dipstick also had her hand on his butt cheek. She's one brazen butch.

WE LOVE YOU GAVIN!
THANKS FOR BEING OUR CHAMPION!

Ask Us, We'll Tell

Our favorite part of going to Pride was meeting so many of you who came up to the booth to say hello. We met Dee and Jay in San Francisco. Both of them served in the military. Nobody asked me, but if they did, I could certainly "tell." Not that I would tell. Not on two women as cool as this. I mean, who else do we want defending our country? You know the dykes will do it right!

A picture is worth a thousand orgasms

As Lipstick and I were making our way to the San Francisco Pride Parade, we ran across this sad discarded bunny. How did she end up in the middle of the road? Was she perhaps ejaculated out in a moment of ecstasy? Or was there a Market Street orgy after the Dyke March that we weren't invited to?

Whatever the case, we just feel for Bunny. She looks so disjected, used and discarded. Dear readers, please don't treat your sex toys this way. When it's time for them to retire, give them the proper burial they deserve.

We Love You All

Lipstick and I were blown away with the number of you who came up to us at San Francisco and Portland Prides to say hello and snap a photo. Here are our new friends Azar & Jen at the San Francisco Pride booth.

Proud to be Proud

Hi ya'll

We had a blast this weekend at Portland Pride. Some highlights: our bitches from Sacramento (a big shout out), Marnie and her partner, the Girl4Girl soirée and all the fabulous dykes from the City of Roses. We heart Portland. If you're going to be in San Francisco this weekend, be sure to come by the Curve booth and say hello to the butch and I. We'll be kicking it from 10-5 on Saturday and 10-1:30 on Sunday.

Peace out.
Lipstick