Monday, April 20, 2009

Are you single and looking for a girlfriend?

Well, look no further, Lipstick & Dipstick have found the girl for you....

If you don't know who the girl in the eHarmony ad is, her name is Lindsay Lohan and she recently split up with her girlfriend, Samantha Ronson. I only say all this because last time I posted about Lindsay and Sam, someone said they didn't know who she was. (Are you living in a cave in Afghanistan?) Another layer of humor here is I'd heard eHarmony was only for breeders and that women seeking women wasn't even an option. Can anyone confirm this?

Anyhoo, all the single ladies, put your hands up! Ten points for Lindsay for being able to poke fun of herself, as it's essential in life.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

eHarmony is only for straight people, yes. So a gay guy sued them and now eHarmony started a same-sex dating site called Compatible Partners. See http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/12/11/AR2008121101164.html

Thanks for the clarification about who is in the ad. Being blissfully self-deprived of many popular culture references, I was the shockingly ignorant person who didn't know who she was in the first place. Nope, haven't been in a cave in Afghanistan; just free from television and most big-market movies and not a regular visitor of big grocery stores (where apparently I would learn all sorts of cultural references and people on magazine covers). But now, thanks to your kind and thoughtful education, I am aware. Very, very aware.

Anonymous said...

here's that WashingtonPost link from above, hyperlinked

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/12/11/AR2008121101164.html

Alana Noel Voth said...

Dear Lip & Dip,

Well, yes, I am single and looking for a girlfriend.

The sexy lesbian I talked up at the dog park last weekend didn't call Wednesday like she said she would. Super. Bummer.

Although Lindsey is obviously sexy and troubled I couldn't take advantage of her say the same way I'd take advantage of . . . a sexy and troubled guy her age. I'd feel guilty.

About eHarmony: I don't know how useful it is for gay, lesbian, and bisexuals. My ex-lover (male) found a new girlfriend there within two weeks of dumping me. So for straight guys, fast results.

Peace,
A

Eileen said...

Hello breathingmoss,

Being nearly 50, I am also "shockingly ignorant" of the younger crop of movie and music stars, and even some in my own generation.

The life of a person in the public eye is, of course, very different from the lives of most of the rest of us, of course. So even though I sometimes get into seeing what's going on with the famous folks, I'm much more interested in the lives of those more like my own.

I happened to see Lindsey Lohan in "Freaky Friday' (pretty funny, by the way), and that's the only reason I know who she is.

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