From the Dinah Shore Trenches

As we set off on Dinah Shore Day Two, Dipstick and I are already exhausted. Even though the real fun starts today, Dipstick and I managed to get into some trouble yesterday and last night. CURVE didn't arrive until yesterday so we didn't have to work a booth peddling books; instead, we got to lay out at the Doral pool at CLUB SKIRT'S party for a couple hours (I'm burned) and then do an interview with Logo's Big Gay Sketch Show's Julie Goldman. Her sidekick for the interviews was Kate McKinnon, who I adored.

Our friend Dionne snapped these pics--she couldn't use a flash so they'e a little blurry. We talked to Julie about why some women taste like parmesean cheese (we don't know this answer), about how Julie tastes like a ceaser salad (don't ask) and how you should NEVER reach for the lube during sex if there is a chance Bengay is on the night stand (note to self).

Dipstick and I were lucky enough to get a slot on the impressive celesbian interviews they had lined up. Those that came before and after us included: Ilene Chaiken, Kate Moennig, Leisha Hailey, Jane Lynch, Michelle Paradise, Dani Campbell, Elizabeth Keener and others. We brushed shoulders with Elizabeth (aka Dawn Dimbo from this season's L Word, the surly owner of She Bar who had the infamous "lover Cindy" who Shane fucked) and Jane Lynch who came shortly after us.

Last night, Dip and I met the CURVE girls for the Girlbar VIP reception at the swanky Hotel Zoso, where we drank poolside surrounded by women in white illumniated by red spotlights. It was a hosted bar and the food was great. Afterwards, we hit the PURE White Party and danced for a spell before Belinda Carlisle came on stage and rocked out.