Set Sail with Lipstick & Dipstick

Have you ever wanted to be in the middle of the ocean with a enormous boat full of lesbians in bathing suits? How about with all these women AND Lipstick & Dipstick by your side?

We've recently been asked to hop on-board Sweet's inaugural Caribbean cruise (November 8-15) and we want you guys to come, too! It's sure to be one hellova trip. Seven days and some amazing ports. We leave from New Orleans and stop in Cozumel, Costa Maya, Belize City and Roatan, Honduras.

Some of our favorite people are going to be on board with us, too, including our friend, Suzanne Westenhoefer, Edie Carey, Kate McKinnon, Curve Publisher Frances Stevens (our good friend and daddy) and many many more, who we can't wait to get to know (Jen Foster, Adrianne, Natalia Zukerman, Erin Foley, Gloria Bigelow, Sandra Valls, and more.)

Beyond the great musical and comical entertainment, there is SO much to do on the Norweigan Spirit. Lounges, gambling, laying by the pool, eating delicious food, working out, working on your tan, dancing, karaoke, or shopping.

Check out Discover Sweet and sign up today. You can even finance the trip on a 12-month payment plan!

Booooooooooooooooooooo!

I have been lying in bed all day crying into my pillow because Adam lost last night. What an upset! While I think Kris Allen is uber talented, I sure wanted my Adam to win.

I embedded this amazing version of Track of My Tears (Smokey Robinson + Miracles) for your enjoyment (since he lost). [sniff sniff]

The tracks of my tears- Adam Lambert



Despite the surprising upset at the end, I thought it was a FANTASTIC show loaded with the biggest names in the music business. Thank God for Tivo because I have watched Kara rip off her dress at least fifteen times. (Okay, you got me--that's the real reason I didn't get out of bed.)

If you missed it, you can watch it below. If you don't know why Kara surprised bikini bimbo, Google it.

I love Kara DioGuardi because she is smart, brilliantly talented, articulate, generous, and, lastly smoking hot. Those damn Italians! Check out her website.

Did Scarlett Johannson Kiss a Girl?

Scarlett Johansson recently gave an interivew to Allure Magazine and during the interview, the writer asked Scarlet if she knew she'd inspired Katy Perry to write "I Kissed a Girl." See video below.

While the celebrity sexpot who just married Ryan Reynolds (who used to be married to bisexual Alanis Morisette--he must like girls who kiss girls) didn't confirm knowing she was the inspiration, apparently, she didn't want to talk about it. She cut off the conversation. "Nobody knows," Scarlett said. "It's private. It's our story."

I suddenly like this straight girl's homage to girl-on-girl action a whole lot more! Scarlett is yummy!

I KISSED A GIRL - KATY PERRY (MUSIC VIDEO)
by spidey502

Britney's the "Bomb"

And she blew up all over the crowda at the MTV Video Music Awards last night. Okay, if you haven’t seen herperformance, watch it below and then read on...




Unlike most people today, I, for one, feel horribly sorry for Britney Spears. She really needed this performance to be a ringer, and, as you can see, she missed the horseshoe pit altogether. Not only did she forget how to lip-sync, but she also looks like she’s in a drug-induced stupor up there doing half-assed dance moves. Also unlike most people on the internet today, who claim Britney is out of shape and [gasp!] fat, I thought the only good thing about her performance was her hot body. To say she looked out of shape is a travesty. The meat on her bones looked awesome, don’t ya think?