
How many people out there groom? Dipstick and I stand in two very different, bushy corners on this issue. Well, one corner is bushy, the other... well, it isn't so bushy.
For those of you who trim, or shave or wax, are you tired of your typical "do". If so, these new styles might help. What's your favorite? And has anyone actually seen the Vaginalina?
V FormationSome say it stands for Victory, that if you’ve gotten so far to see the “V” shaved onto your lover’s soft upper pussy (SUP), it’s just that—a victory. You’ve won. But many know the V on their lover as the V Formation, a nod to the many, many birds that migrate each year—you guessed it—south.
Mrs. BigglesworthRemember the hairless kitty in Austin Powers? Need I say more?
Cunnilingo IncognitoThis girl looks like she’s au naturel, but then springs one on you when you get down there. It’s like a bad hairdo, a misguided pompadour—super high on the top and not much on the bottom. In some circles this is also known as “The Berm.” See photo.
Soul PatchThis little swatch of fur is either in a square or a rectangle of any size right smack dab in the middle of your SUP. Not to be confused with the Stripper Stripe.
Stripper StripeMade famous in strip clubs nationwide, there is enough hair to remind you that she can legally shake her booty in you face, but not enough to eclipse the sun.
VaginalinaI’ve only heard of this one, never actually seen one in person. It involves barrettes. You might want Google it.
The Landing StripThis is good for budding lesbians and those that are just beginning to explore another women’s body. It practically comes with instructions and, certainly, a directional that says, “Right here, baby.” Orange traffic controller flashlights optional.