Well, it's been a day I've waited for...this morning, I finally met Dipstick's identical twin. Did you guys know there was another Dipstick out there? Mary, who is also a dyke (we MUST be born gay), was in town with her girl Meg and the other sister Laura. Mary kicked ass and reminded me so much of Dip. They look a lot alike, yes, but it's what under the skin--their mannerisms, they way they say things, even the way they hold their head--that really psyched me out. I only got to have breakfast with these two, peach cobbler (thanks Meg), but I can only imagine that they're quite the crazy pair when they really get going. Twins are so crazy. I wish I had a twin.
Which reminds me, have you ever been seen someone who looks just like you? It's a trip. I was in California eating lunch at an In & Out Burger about ten years ago when my twin sat down a few tables away. We were like ten feet apart and I couldn't stop staring. I don't think I ate another bite either. She didn't notice me, but it was crazy and it totally tripped me out. I wish I'd snapped a picture.