Showing posts with label nature. Show all posts
Showing posts with label nature. Show all posts

Monday, July 27, 2009

The Birds & The Bees


I never knew why when parents talk about sex, they say "the birds and the bees." I've seen birds have sex, sure, but isn't it more likely that you'd see two dogs fu*king than you'd see two bees doing it?

Well, today must have been my lucky day because I saw two bees getting down and dirty in my tomato plants. The video didn't come out too well, but here's a photo. After the she bee was done, she just kicked the male off her. Gotta love nature!

Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Spiders in My Garden

I don’t know what it is about Fall in Oregon, but it seems to be spider season. They’re in my garden, in my office, in the bathroom and around the outdoor light fixtures.

Back when my cat Chicken was alive, I used to hoist her on my shoulder and we would go around the house hunting spiders. Chicken loved spiders. I’d say, “Chicky get the spider!” And she’d start purring and smack a spider with her little paw. Then she’d jump down on the floor and eat it.

We had fun, but Tiger, my girlfriend, didn’t like it. She says spiders in the house are good luck and you’re not supposed to kill them. Don’t tell her I finally offed the one in my office that kept spinning a web around my alarm clock. Annoying. Besides, it was probably one of those poisonous brown recluses.



Every year, I seem to get a few really HUGE spiders around my compost bin. I think those are really cool and I don’t kill them. They would probably try to kill me. I mean these things are HUGE. Think mice-size. Or at least shrimp size. Well, I know those aren’t things we normally think of as big, but we’re talking about insects, not rodents or crustaceans.

Obviously, I’m not much of an entomologist, but I wonder about these spiders. What happens to them in the winter? Do they just grow and grow and grow and then die when it gets cold? Do they lay eggs before they die? And why are the big ones by the compost? Are they eating the worms?

That’s the thing about nature. It makes you wonder. And takes your mind off other things, like the economy and the woman who could be president. Gotta love the spiders.

Tuesday, February 19, 2008

A Return to the Real World

Don't you hate it when you realize that life has totally taken over your life? Work, obligations, lists of things to do, etc. Well, we woke up Sunday morning and decided to reconnect with nature in the Columbia River Gorge. For those of you who've never been to or heard of the Gorge, the overwhelmingly beautiful corridor runs along the Oregon/Washington border. The magnificent Columbia River continues to cut through the mountains on its way to the ocean.

We hiked the Triple Falls Trail and, while I'm a regular runner and exerciser, my hips and calves are giving me a shout out this morning. I can't quite tell if they're thanking or cursing me. As the day progresses, I'll know.

We snapped this pic along the Oneata creek with one of her falls in the background. If you haven't connected with nature in a while, go surround yourself with ferns, with moss, with animals that you personally aren't feeding and grass you don't have to mow.

Yahoo Dipstick & Tiger!!!!! Congrats!