Monday, November 24, 2008

Dreaming of Martina Navratilova

I went to see Suzanne Westenhoefer on Saturday night. As you know, I’m a big fan and had many a good laugh. As part of her set, Suzanne tells this long involved joke/story about Martina Navratilova coming to her show and the havoc that ensues.

I went to bed that night with a few of Suzanne’s jokes fresh in my mind. Wouldn’t you know it, I have a dream about Martina. Here’s how it goes:

I was at a conference or something and Martina was there. We started hanging out together, very casual. But then, I was standing by my car and Martina went to kiss me. I didn’t think anything of it. I mean, Martina doesn't like butchy girl, right? She was just playing around.

And then, Alix Dobkin came up, and I wanted to tell her it meant nothing. But suddenly I realized it did. Not for me, but for Martina. I was feeling  no chemistry. But I was becoming aware that Martina was.  I think I woke up after that. 

Any dream analysts out there want to take a stab at this one? 


Salty said...

Martina, Melissa and Kate Jackson have been in my dreams, but I couldn't even say hello. How wasteful. But I know that with each, it's not really a sexual thing. I had a dream with another celeb-none lesbian and it was sexual. It's strange because I don't have a sexual thing for her either when I'm awake. Maybe it would be a totally different
"feeling" to meet each in person.

Anonymous said...

i think, most adorable dip, that she's perhaps a representation of a butch part of yourself that your 'owning'...i'm really femmy and in general always attracted to 'polarity' but in my dreams i'm sometimes with fem girls i wouldn't notice in a million years in real life...i always take it as a sign of inner integration and self-love, without getting all psychological and california new agey on you...

Anonymous said...

Hey Dipstick!

I don't know your relationship status, but your dream could mean that someone is into you and you don't feel the same way. Maybe you're anxious about a crush?

Pssst...I know plenty of gals who have a healthy non-stalkerish celeb crush on you! Don't let it bug you. Dreams are a beautiful outlet.


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